Top Blogs That’ll Never Get Made…But We’d Like To Read
BY Jim F. Kukral | September 5, 2004
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It seems like everyone is starting his or her own weblog these days. From politicians, to celebrities, to average Joe’s and Jane’s living all around the world, blogging provides them with an outlet for their thoughts. An instant voice that can carry around the globe.
But one of the biggest problems with the litany of blogs out there is that they aren’t interesting enough. That’s why I’ve created this list of the top blogs I’d like to read, but will probably never get made.
5. TheyGotMeBlog.com – Saddam Hussein’s post capture blog. Saddam’s daily entries about his incarceration post-spider hole. Including hilarious rants about American infidels, his top 10 favorite ‘Queer Eye for the Straight Guy’ episodes, and live streaming webcam pics from his luxurious cell, for $24.95 a month.
4. MarthaLivingInJailBlog.com – Martha Stewart’s ‘doing time’ blog.
Follow Martha’s daily life inside prison, including her tips on how to make moonshine eggnog using toilet water, and clever tricks about how to sneak potpourri past the guards in unusual places on your body.
3. OneTermBushBlog.com – The Bush Family blog. George W. and daddy Bush wax poetic about the second term that got away from both of them. You can also find a catalog of the largest collection of ‘The Dukes of Hazzard’ memorabilia today, including exclusive pictures of Dubya’s visit to the set in 1981, where he crashed the General Lee into Uncle Jesse’s chicken coupe after too many rounds at the Boars Nest.
Yeeeeeeeaaaaahaaaaaaaaawwwww.
2. WackoJackoBlog.com – Michael Jackson’s ‘setting the record straight’ blog. Michael wants the world to know that he’s no freak. Stop by his blog to download coloring books of his bedroom, and read tips and strategies on how to ‘anonymously deposit $500,000 into a bank account of a child who slept overnight at
Neverland’.
1. Farenheight-F/AT-Blog.com – Michael Moore’s Next Documentary. Michael Moore takes on the battle of obesity by installing web cams in his kitchen. “My blog will uncover the truth about how I achieved my rotund appearance,” says Mr. Moore. “It’s a conspiracy by the White House. They keep Fedex-ing me stacks of cheeseburgers, fries and strawberry shakes to my apartment every day. If I don’t eat them, Bush will win the election. I can’t let that happen.”
About Jim F. Kukral
Jim F. Kukral is the author of the book,
BlogsToRiche$ - A step-by-step guide to using your weblog to make
money online. The book can be purchased for instant download at www.blogstoriches.com.
You can read Jim’s ‘Marketing Ideas Online’ weblog at www.jimkukral.com.
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